Monday, March 05, 2007,7:04 PM
For so long... Birdie Finally Upload the Blog..
BUT..
Just some cute and funny photos to show you first.....
Haha!! Enjoy!!!
Do you notice in the Group.. There is one guy that look like
- Wu Zun
Are they alike???!!
Jokeis Timex..
(Stress Reliever)
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
A wife asked her husband:
What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
Will Update more details soon.... Stay Happi and Alwayx...
will uuu peekin' at me?!
- Wu Zun