Friday, December 29, 2006,5:44 PM
Death by moisturizer
Onlookers describe her as a very noisy , happening and clumsy girl in the office and often brings laughter to the office.
SINGAPORE - A Young lady name Dude was pronounced dead at Scenic Travel (Counter 3) yesterday at 6.01pm as she mistaken the dull light yellow inconspicuous Vaseline bottle for her bright orange Adidas bottle.
Khoo Ping Ping from (Counter 4) who we spoke to was Ms Dude's best pal in the office. She told this reporter in between bouts of loud tears after the incident when She recalls what exactly happened on the day of the death.
Ms Khoo Sober as she speaks:
"Everyone were busy working at their desk but we still could spare sometime chatting. Dude was too busy that she mistaken the Vaseline for her water bottle and drank deeper down..By then,It was too late.. Her eyes balls was bulging out , mucus dripping from the nose , white foams bubbled out from her mouth and she was spasming non-stop on the floor. We were just too shock and no one came to her help as everyone was looking at her movements and chatting away till her movements stop. It was when the whole atmopshere were so silent that you could hear the Pi-Po-Pi-Po sound outside. I was crying non-stop after her body were collected away by the Civil medical because i could not help her when she was struggling away on the floor."
*An investigation will be undergoing at Scenic Travel Counter 3 and it would be closed for a day.
*LATEST*
After a day of investigation,We found that the place would be fully refurbished as it is too moistures daily..... So moisture that the chair OOoooz with moisture , the table OooZzz with moisturizer smell and everybody buttocks were moisture with shininess. So oily that it killsssssss.
Mr Bobolololela Chichili from SGH speaks that Ms Dude main reason for her death is she was over moisturizes causing cells and pores to be clogged. - L
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